In the Sims, you don’t say, “I love you.” You say, “Habadu bashubi,” which roughly translates to, “I cannot move because there is furniture in the way.” I think that’s absolutely beautiful.
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let me seduce you with my knowledge of serial killers.
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No Harvard graduate has ever solved this riddle. See if you can crack it!
I am ill, I am real, I might got a deal.
I pop bottles and I have the right kind of build.
I am cold, I am dope, I might sell coke.
I’m always in the air, but I never fly coach.
What am I?
nitrogen?
I fucking googled it to see if I was right and it was fuckin Nicki Minaj lyrics I am so done
Its fuCKING SUPER BASS
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